Fight! To the DEATH!

The war has begun. There will definitely be prisoners taken.

As, in the distance, summer begins to loom, we, the people, casually glance at our television sets or turn on the radio or even just open a webpage and all of a sudden, the war is upon us. There is no way to escape it, there is no way to turn a blind eye to it, and there is no way to run from it.

Disney World versus Universal Studios. Seaworld versus the beach. Carnivale versus Disney Cruise Line.

Oh, the lack of humanity.

Go ahead and laugh, you know full well what I'm talking about.

Today, we can look at the television and suddenly be bombarded by at least seven commercials during one commercial break concerning vacation spots all around Florida. Why? Because that time has arrived, the time to reserve now and prepare for the (hopefully) warm and sunny time that we plant between June and August. Sometimes also May and early Septermber.

The war to find that perfect vacation spot has come to us.

Reserve NOW.
Buy timeshare NOW.
Get your tickets NOW.
NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW.

Or all will be lost.

Today, as I sat at breakfast, the large television screen on the wall played a heartwarming commercial concerning the next magical Disney vacation that you might take. This was immediatly followed by one for Universal Studios. This was ultimately followed by one for the state of Florida itself.

NASA launched rockets. Dinosaurs attacked people in boats. Fireworks lit the sky. Women in bathing suits dived into the ocean.

Oh, the bloodshed.

This is a time that is very frightening. This is the time that we should just lay low and let the travel agencies duke it out and leave us be. But the war is impossible to ignore.

Disney. Universal. NASA. Seaworld. FLORIDA ITSELF.

You must choose, or all will be lost.

Peace be with you.